Every Friday, in the office, we all seem to have worked ourselves out that a little funny goes a long way… down the hallway, that is. We get all kinds of jokes and stuff emailed to us just to lighten things up a bit and remind ourselves that the weekend is just moments away. Last Friday, this is what got passed around. It sure gave me enough gas to keep me running through the end of the day. Enjoy.
I’ve always been scared of guns. Let alone, the thought of tucking the thing in the pants, with the barrel pointing… well, you know where.
News came out today that kind of brought back the dreaded nightmare. Apparently, someone accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store.
All I can say is… hey man, nice shot.
Quick! Let’s play Iron Maiden in the background while reading this news.
Oh, man! If I bore the “mark of the beast” on my hand, I should probably take a picture of it first, don’t you think? And then, sell a few copies on eBay. That is, before I start getting consumed with righteous indignation, by cutting it off with a circular saw and popping it in the microwave!
Uhh! What a waste!